i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize
