Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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