I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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