3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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