After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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