I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
All I want is dick and wine.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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