I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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