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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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