Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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