My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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