It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
sex in a hospital.. check
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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