And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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