Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize