do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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