The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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