Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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