HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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