then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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