Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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