we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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