Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She's the barista slut.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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