Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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