so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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