hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Help. Why am I so naked?
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