Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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