You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
