i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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