I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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