You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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