Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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