I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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