I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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