careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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