drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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