is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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