just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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