he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
