Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This is the high leading the old right now
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
