Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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