That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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