At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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