It's Friday. Sex?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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