The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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