you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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