You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Randomize
