it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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