I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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