Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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