Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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