3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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