yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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