stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
i've created a new STD.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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