you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
