I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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