lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
God gave him joint rollers for hands
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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