Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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