Don't you send me to vm
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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