? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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