chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We have started to decorate penises.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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