Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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